Wednesday, June 12, 2013

FRIDAY NIGHT IS PARTY NIGHT!!! First Appearance on The FUNKY WEREPIG!!!



That's right folks, Thom will be on the one and only, FUNKY WEREPIG SHOW!!!

So, put your Ovaltine on ice and snag up a large batch of Moon-Pies for wooing and settle in for some Erbal shenanigans.

They'll be talking about the new book, TONES of HOME and all kinds of other Erbal grooviness.

So. be there or be obtuse!

FRIDAY NIGHT, 9:00PM ET.

Follow the link below and let the good times roll
http://www.tmvcafe.com/#!the-funky-werepig/zoom/c1oj3/image1miy

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

TONES OF HOME IS NOW ON TAP! ORDER YOURS TODAY!!!


Just when you thought it was safe to go out to your local watering hole for a cold one, TONES OF HOME will make you look at that old bar in a new, bloody light!

Crowded Quarantine Publications brings you the first novella by Thomas A. Erb.  TONES OF HOME  offers you all an opportunity to take a dark, twisted trip into a world filled with brutal violence, a brilliant soundtrack and a deep secret that will surely make your head spin.


Synopsis:

Ashley and Maurice are in love and heading to her hometown for the holidays and to share the good news with her family. Those two things are enough to drive any young man to drink, but add the fact that he's from the south and Afro-American, heading to the rural upstate town of Arcadia Falls, NY, where the reputation of toothless and inbred rednecks scares even the streetwise kids from North Carolina, and Maurice knows the ride will be anything but smooth.. Nevertheless, they are truly in love and Maurice is sure he's encountered worse on the gang-filled streets of Durham. He is wrong... After a series of practical jokes go wrong, Maurice is introduced to the Vanslycke family, which is where the party really starts. An overzealous brother and a promiscuous bartender are the least of his concerns. Four strangers are about to enter the Torchlight Inn and change their lives forever. Blood begins to flow as the faux Fab Four hunt for "The One" and won't leave until they find them. Nobody is safe. Can the young lovers escape? Who is "The One"? What do the Frightful Four want? Welcome, grab a drink, and settle in for a night at The Torchlight Inn.


Early praise for TONES of HOME:


"With TONES OF HOME Thomas A. Erb takes us home for some deeply disturbing holidays. Chilling and full of bizarre twists. Thumbs up."

   -Jonathan Maberry, New York Times best-selling author of FLESH & BONE and V-WARS


"Thomas Erb's TONES OF HOME has to be the bloodiest, the most ruthless, and yet the most honest love story I've come across since Natural Born Killers. Erb put his hooks into me with this one and had me guessing right up to the last page. It's a nail-biter through and through, and I'm betting it's going to leave you as stunned as it left me. Oh-and Quentin Tarantino, if you're looking for your next movie, the search stops here."

                  -Joe McKinney, Bram Stoker Award-winning author of Inheritance and Dead City


"In 'Tones of Home' Thomas A. Erb will gently take you by the hand and lead you away from safety. His clean, unpretentious writing style is a treat for any reader. Recommended!"

                                               -James Roy Daley - author of The Dead Parade and Terror Town.


"This one has that wonderful nightmare quality - the one where you know you're dreaming but can't wake up, and imagined terrors are suddenly all too real. In other words, a reader's high."

                                                                      -David Dunwoody. author of THE HARVEST CYCLE


If you’re into old school Rock and Roll and like your horror fiction dark and super nasty like I do, you’re going to LOVE Thomas A. Erb’s new book. TONES OF HOME is extreme horror at its best and it knocked me on my ass when I read it. Highly recommended!”

                                                                      -Gord Rollo, Author of THE JIGSAW MAN and                THE CRUCIFIXION EXPERIMENTS.



'Tones of Home' starts at full-speed and never lets up. Unpredictable and astonishingly bloody! “Thomas A. Erb's story telling is a brutal, fast-paced read which hooks the reader in from the very start. Gallons of blood, plenty of violence, and the Fab Four… you'll not have read anything like this before!”

                                                        - David Moody, author of HATER and AUTUMN Series.


"Thomas Erb's TONES OF HOME is the kind of story that--once you realize what's happening--you can't help but wish you came up with something even half as cool. An unforgettable, original terror tale."

                                                                                                       -The Horror Fiction Review


"TONES OF HOME is full-tilt, in-your-face horror ... If blood and mayhem are to your taste, you'll be satisfied to the max. ... And I will never be able to listen to the Beatles music the same way again."

                                                           - Rick Hautala- Author of Indian Summer and Glimpses.


"TONES OF HOME mixes old school horror with an intense new enthusiasm. This is the one fans of the Erbman have been waiting for. And if you’re not already a fan, this will make you one.’

                                                                              - Gregory Hall, host of the Funky Werepig


"If murder and mayhem with a twist is your thing, then I highly recommend TONES OF HOME.  I can honestly say it's one of the best books I've read this year, so far."

                                                                              - Colleen Wanglund- Horror Fiction Review.






TONES of HOME is available today from the following outlets in Trade Paperback, Kindle and other eBook formats for your gory, reading pleasure.


AMAZON US:


AMAZON UK:




BARNES & NOBLE:



OTHER UK SOURCES:

Crowded Quarantine Publications:


The Book Depository UK



Please pick up a copy today and enjoy!  If you could also leave a review on any/all the sights, it would be deeply appreciated.  

So, with Tones of Home in hand, grab a drink, sit down in your most comfy chair, crank up some Beatles music and welcome to the Torchlight Inn.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

TONES OF HOME COMING MAY 21st! PRE-ORDER NOW!



"TONES OF HOME is full-tilt, in-your-face horror ... If blood and mayhem are to your taste, you'll be satisfied to the max. ... And I will never be able to listen to the Beatles music the same way again."

                                                - Rick Hautala- Author of Indian Summer and Glimpses.   




I am very excited and proud to announce that my first novella will be released May 21st and will feature the bonus-story, July 16, 1977-The Death And Birth Of The King.

This might just be the most twisted, violent story I've written thus far. If you like your stories bloody and off the beaten path, I am proud to say TONES of HOME is just your cup of tea.

Pre-order now from:

http://crowdedquarantine.com/

OR

www.amazon.com

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tones-of-home-thomas-a-erb/1115228554?ean=9780957648005


has the novella available for pre-order now! Click the link at the bottom of the page.


Synopsis:

Ashley and Maurice are in love and headed to her hometown for the holidays and to share the good news with her family. Those two things would drive any young man to drink, but add the fact that he’s from the south and an African-American and they are headed to rural upstate town of Arcadia Falls, NY, where the reputation of toothless and inbred rednecks even scares the streetwise kid from North Carolina. Nevertheless, they are truly in love and Maurice is sure he’s encountered more dangerous things on the gang-filled streets of Durham.

He is wrong…

After a few practical jokes go wrong, Maurice is introduced to the Vanslycke family and welcomed with much drinking and backslapping. A overzealous brother and a promiscuous bartender are the least of his concerns. Little do they know that four strangers are about to enter the Torchlight Inn and will forever change their lives.

Blood flows as these Faux, Fab Four impersonators search for the “One”. They have a list, and one of the bar’s occupants is on it, and they aren’t leaving until they have found them. No one is safe.
A heavy winter storm rages outside the small tavern, while rage and gun fire rage inside. Can the young lovers escape? Who is the “One”? And what do the Frightful Four want?


Advanced Praise:

"With TONES OF HOME Thomas A. Erb takes us home for some deeply disturbing holidays. Chilling and full of bizarre twists. Thumbs up."

-Jonathan Maberry, New York Times best-selling author of FLESH & BONE and V-WARS

"Thomas Erb's TONES OF HOME has to be the bloodiest, the most ruthless, and yet the most honest love story I've come across since Natural Born Killers. Erb put his hooks into me with this one and had me guessing right up to the last page. It's a nail-biter through and through, and I'm betting it's going to leave you as stunned as it left me. Oh-and Quentin Tarantino, if you're looking for your next movie, the search stops here."
-Joe McKinney, Bram Stoker Award-winning author of Inheritance and Dead City


"In 'Tones of Home' Thomas A. Erb will gently take you by the hand and lead you away from safety. His clean, unpretentious writing style is a treat for any reader. Recommended!"

-James Roy Daley - author of The Dead Parade and Terror Town.

"This one has that wonderful nightmare quality - the one where you know you're dreaming but can't wake up, and imagined terrors are suddenly all too real. In other words, a reader's high."

-David Dunwoody. author of THE HARVEST CYCLE

If you’re into old school Rock and Roll and like your horror fiction dark and super nasty like I do, you’re going to LOVE Thomas A. Erb’s new book. TONES OF HOME is extreme horror at its best and it knocked me on my ass when I read it. Highly recommended!”
-Gord Rollo, Author of THE JIGSAW MAN and THE CRUCIFIXION EXPERIMENTS.

'Tones of Home' starts at full-speed and never lets up. Unpredictable and astonishingly bloody!” Thomas A. Erb's story telling is a brutal, fast-paced read which hooks the reader in from the very start. Gallons of blood, plenty of violence, and the Fab Four… you'll not have read anything like this before!”
- David Moody, author of HATER and AUTUMN Series.

"Thomas Erb's TONES OF HOME is the kind of story that--once you realize what's happening--you can't help but wish you came up with something even half as cool. An unforgettable, original terror tale."
-The Horror Fiction Review

TONES OF HOME mixes old school horror with an intense new enthusiasm. This is the one fans of the Erbman have been waiting for. And if you’re not already a fan, this will make you one.’

~ Gregory Hall, host of the Funky Werepig

 Pre-order a copy today!



Thursday, January 31, 2013

New Release Spotlight: Dean Harrison






I am honored and excited to share with you all my good friend and very talented writer, Dean Harrison's first novel, "These Unquiet Bones."  The dark and creepy story is bound to make you all shiver with the heebeegeebees.

I recently spoke with Dean and conducted an interview where he talks about his writing process, influences and he dishes on his great book.

I want to personally congratulate Dean and I am damn proud of him.  Enjoy the interview and make sure you check out the links and pick up "These Unquiet Bones".


Tell the reader's a little about yourself?

I’ve been a fan of horror fiction since I was a little boy. Stories about monsters and ghosts have always fascinated me. I have four short stories and one novella published. More is on the way. My first novel is These Unquiet Bones. It was released on Monday, January 28.


What got you into writing?

My mother always said I was a good writer, even as a little kid when most of my writing was done in letters to relatives and cards. However, I always had a love for scary stories, and I read all the spooky fiction I could get my hands on. I also used to make up stories in my head to help me fall asleep at night. Those stories sometimes resulted in some pretty frightening nightmares. It wasn’t until my teenager years—when I discovered such writers as Douglas Clegg and Robert McCammon—that I decided to actually try my hand at fiction writing.

What are some of your favorite books and authors?

Reading Douglas Clegg’s The Halloween Man was what inspired my first attempt at novel writing. Halloween Man is still one of my favorites. It’s difficult to pinpoint my favorite Robert McCammon novel because they’re all so damn good. But Usher’s Passing, The Wolf’s Hour, Boy’s Life, and Gone South definitely rank among the top.

Two of the writers who had a direct influence on These Unquiet Bones, however, are actually Thomas Hardy and William Faulkner. My favorite novels by Thomas Hardy are Tess of the d’Urbervilles and The Mayor of Casterbridge. By William Faulkner, Sanctuary, As I Lay Dying, A Light in August and The Sound and the Fury. During the time I was writing These Unquiet Bones, I was also reading a lot of John Farris (Son of the Endless Night), Tom Piccirilli (Choir of Ill Children), and Stephen King (Carrie). So inspiration came from there as well.

Recently I’ve been reading a lot of T.M. Wright and H.P. Lovecraft. T.M. was actually kind enough to write a blurb for my novel. My favorite works of his (so far) are Carlisle Street, A Manhattan Ghost Story, and Strange Seed. Whoever has yet to read his stuff, I highly recommend you start there. T.M. Wright is the master of quiet horror, in my humble opinion.
How would you describe your writing style?

Literary and poetic at times, visceral and blunt at others. I try for a healthy mix between the two. Though lately I’ve been leaning more towards the subtlety and creepiness of quiet horror.

Tell the readers about your first novel?



It is not just a horror novel. It has elements of psychological suspense and drama as well. I like to consider it a Southern Gothic.

In the novel, trying to get behind the truth of her mother's death, Amy Snow unleashes the skeletons lurking in the dark of her father's closet, and learns a terrible, twisted truth about her family tree. Meanwhile, a man named Adam is on a mission to restore Paradise to its former glory. To accomplish this, he must find "The Lost One", a girl he calls Eve, and sacrifice her to the god she betrayed the day a talking serpent slithered into the Garden of Eden.

T.M. Wright had the following to say about These Unquiet Bones: [it] “takes the reader on a unique and well-crafted roller coaster ride of horror and suspense. You won't be able to put this one down until you've finished it. His characters are as creepy as any I have read in a long time. Keep your eye on this writer; this book is unforgettable.”

Where did the idea for you story come from?

Honestly, I’m not really sure. The themes and characters have been with me since I started writing seriously, though a stable plot and storyline took longer to come by. I guess I would say that the idea came through stories I’ve read, people I’ve met, and things I’ve dreamed, witnessed or experienced. Ideas mostly come through living. Unless you’re Emily Dickinson, if you don’t get out of the house often enough then you probably don’t have much to say about the world around you.


Describe your process and any stumbling blocks, how long did it take you to complete the book?

Writing the book, I went through many drafts, plot summaries, character outlines and edits that it was enough to drive a man insane. But hey, that is the writing process. And I experienced many stumbling blocks caused by plot holes and character issues. It took me three years to complete. A long time, yes, but I was distracted by school, work and other writing projects. While I wasn’t working on my novel, I’d like to say I was still productive. But I never liked being away from it for too long. I was actually worried that it would never be finished.

Thankfully, I pushed myself hard enough, persisted, and made it to the final page. I also couldn’t have done it without a little help from my friends and family. Writers truly need a support group, or else the fear of failure and/or rejection will drag them so far under that they just might not make it to the next paragraph, let alone the next page.

What are you planning for the future?

I have two novellas in the works, but I’m taking them one at a time. The one I’m currently working on contains elements of Celtic mythology and vampire lore. And though I prefer the freedom provided by the length of novels and novellas, I do have some short story ideas tucked away for a rainy day.

How can the readers buy your new novel and find out more about you?

They can order my book on Amazon at:


Or visit my website and Facebook author page. Links are below:



Dean's official Bio:

Dean Harrison is a longtime fan of horror fiction. Though he’s spent time in the “real world” working as a shoe sales- man, a security guard, an investigator, a loss prevention detective and a journalist, he’s consistently returned to what he loves doing most— writing horror stories. His published work can be found in the anthologies FEM- FANGS, FELL BEASTS, RELICS & REMAINS, CHRISTMAS IN HELL and TWISTED TALES FROM THE TORCHLIGHT INN. More is to come. He lives with his family in his hometown of Mobile, Alabama, a city rich in ghost stories.
















Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Walk softly and carry a big Schtick... First Podcast!


Hey folks, I'm happy to announce that my first ever podcast interview is now live on iTunes!  If you happened to miss the original broadcast, (I'll be talking to you after class) here's the link to give it a listen.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

All I need are good friends, a sharp sword, cold ale and a barrel of pickled fish.







I normally write blogs about my writing projects or the struggle within their crafting. Oh, trust me, there is one brewing, but this time around, I wanted to try something a tad different.
I've been a RPGer since I was around twelve or thirteen years old. I've played a plethora of different gaming systems over the years (thank you Dave Somerville!) but mostly it's been Dungeons & Dragons, in it's varied editions.
I was burned out for a long time with gaming and especially fantasy. After all, how many times can you save the beautiful maiden with the 20 comeliness, the city, the world from demons, dragons, even fellow players. (Darrell, John, yeah, you!) It tends to get boring and predictable. But the fact is, as we've all gotten older, our individual lives have taken us all in our own directions. Which is normal of course and a wonderful thing. Sadly, that makes it tough for old friends to find time to hang out and have fun. Especially when we all had young kids. So, we still get together whenever we can, mainly to have a night of old geeky fun. To me, it's become our version of “poker night”. Only more fun. (in my humble opinion.)
I still game with great friends that I played with in high school and that in and of itself, is a miracle and a blessing. Not many people can say they still hang out with a fairly decent number of old school chums. We are lucky indeed.
It's with the nostalgic thought that I am writing this blog. As I sit here, (warming up for my night of fiction writing)and cranking Iron Maiden, it strikes me just how many of my fondest memories of my youth and adulthood have happened around a gaming table. Some of my closest friends came from a silly game where you roll plastic dice and pretend you're a brave fighter or a crafty mage. It just boggles my mind just how powerful and important that silly little game has been to me and I am sure to others, as well.
My friends started yet another gaming campaign over the holidays and even though we've only played a few times (see the busy life statement above) I haven't laughed so hard and had such a great time in quite a while. There's just something about being with old friends that takes you back and in a way buts aside all the negative crap the world can levy on you. While you're at the table, books, dice, character sheets in front of you, (cold beverages too.) everything is just...cool. Carefree and comfortable. There's no concern about bills, the cost of gas, politics, or writing projects due (well, that's not totally true, I always worry and think about them.)
It's like a pocket dimension for those six hours or so. And, it's not imperative to solve all the mysteries of the plot, or kill the bad-guy, what's imperative, is to have fun, forget the bullshit and laugh and enjoy the amazing company you're in.
A great example of the power of gaming has on you, just happened recently. Let me ramble on a bit.
As I mentioned, we started up a game recently and we're always looking for new folks to come and game, sometimes it works out, sometimes...not so much. (that's a whole blog on its own.)
Well, one day I was surfing Facebook and received a friendship request from an old friend I hadn't seen or spoken to in a very long time. I had met him through my best friend at the time and of course, it was at a D&D game. We became fast friends and then as always, life sent us in different directions.
I gladly accepted his request and quickly we were shooting the breeze and catching up. To make a long story longer, I asked him to game with us and he was stoked to join us. After hanging out with him and talking, I had forgotten how much I liked the dude and just how many amazing memories that only he and the others that gamed with us during time, knew about. Golden memories that not even the darkest moment could take away. And the older I get, I find myself truly cherishing those times and memories in my life.
On a side note, my friend's first night of gaming was a bit....chaotic.. I'll leave it at that. But, hey, he is coming back.
So in closing, I've been lucky to have the friends I've had and participated in, some amazing campaigns and created and played some really fun and deep characters. In fact, I've recently started my first ever, fantasy story, based on one of my favorite gaming characters. But most of all, it comes down to the friendships.
Yeah, our “poker night” is still pretty fun.
Here's to all future characters, gamers and campaigns.
All brought together by a silly, little game.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Reflections & Resolutions



2012-2013 Reflections & Resolutions-


I usually write all the end of the year shenanigans prior to the silly ball dropping but this year, I decided to spend that time with my lovely bride and just detach for a bit.  

But, here we are, a few shambling steps into the new year and I am ready to face 2013 with both my Irish fists raised, my Muse,  heart and mind wide open for all that is possible.

Now, whoa.  before I go getting all Dalai Lama on you, I first wanted to look back at the year that just pulled it's blanket over its head and flipped the door sign to "Do Not Disturb".

In years past, I would drone on and on, and lament on the good and bad things that had occurred but me approach has changed.

Here's the reader's digest version of Erbal 2012:

On a personal note. I celebrated 20 years with Shelly, the love of my life and my Muse.  How's she's put up with me, I have no idea. The woman should be a saint!

I reached one of my goals and had my short story "The Unfortunate Case of Carleton Meeks" published in SHROUD Magazine issue #12.  I love this publication and the amazing people that create it.
You can pick it up here!

Another short story, "Pickin' & Grinnin'" was published in E-Volve Books, "Relics & Remains" anthology.
I also was the cover artist on the project.  I'm really proud of both the artwork any my story.
Here is where you can snag it!

I also finished my second novella, "Going back to Houston", which is in the hands of my beta-readers.  I'm editing now and hope to polish it up to showroom standards and get it into the hands of some high end publishing houses soon.  This story is my nod to Joe R. Lansdale, Joe McKinney and Jonathan Maberry. All those dudes have influenced me more than words can say.  I'm really excited about this story.

I signed a contract for my first novella, but that's for 2013. More on that below.


There was some sadness this past year. Shelly and I said goodbye to our stubborn but loving dog, Duchess.  I miss the girl and that's all I'll say about that.

Anthocon was a highlight and I miss everyone already. Next year I will be healthy and ready to kick arse and take names.  

I edited a holiday ebook called Christmas in Hell.  I was lucky to have wrangled so many talented writers to share the darkest Christmas stories.  I also was blessed to have Shelly work with me on the cover of the book.  It was a great time.  

Bottom line for 2012:  I've inched forward in my writing career and lept tall buildings in my personal life.  'Nuff said.


And now...onto   2013!

Five things course through my mind for this year:


  1. My novella "TONES of HOME", and its prequel:"1977- The birth and death of the King" will be released by Crowded Quarantine Publications in May.

 2. Read a lot more.
 3. Write a lot more.

   and....

  3. Finish the YA Novel and trilogy proposal.
  4.  GET AN AGENT!
  5. GET A BOOK DEAL!!!


There are other projects in my Erbal Que and you should be aware of them.

I will be illustrating a short story I wrote for a graphic novel compilation.
And...  I will be pitching an ongoing comic book project.  I will be going to my old school roots!

So.... I want to thank all those in advance for supporting me and my work.  If you've purchased books my work have been in, thank you so much!  If you haven't.... Now is the time to climb aboard the Erbal Freight Train!  Onwards and upwards from here.

I'm blessed to be able to create and write for a living.  If you continue to read my stories, I promise to keep creating tales you want to read!

Sound like a deal?  You and me...in this together?  whaddya say?

I've got your back....Do you have mine?   Groovy!  Let's start the Erbalpocalypse together!!!

Please spread the word about my blog.  Leave comments on it.  Post reviews about my work.  Reviews are like gold to writers.  Share my books with friends.  Encourage them to buy books of their own!  Word of mouth is the secret gang!

Ready?  Set...  GO!!!